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Who would win in a fight Oeming or Mack |
Oeming |
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Mack |
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BenitoCereno Junior Member

Joined: 14 Aug 2003 Posts: 495 Location: HMS Puffy Muffin
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Posted: Nov 12, 2003 7:20 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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Mack wins because he stole his godlike forearms from Zeus.
Not the god, I mean. Timothy Lister. _________________ Quasimodo/Casanova |
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Max Criden Junior Member
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 342
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Posted: Nov 12, 2003 7:21 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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Yeah, it's a pun. You got a problem?  _________________
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Nappy Root Junior Member
Joined: 02 Sep 2003 Posts: 196 Location: Ground Control.
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Posted: Nov 12, 2003 7:34 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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Puns are the rightful territory of Weird Al Yankovic.
Every pun you make takes food off his table, and pennies out of his pocket.
"Who's that stealing my bit?" _________________ "Doesn't it annoy you when people make an ass of themselves on a rap record?"
"No."
"Well it annoys me."
"Dude. You hate rap."
"No I don't! I...I just hate DJ Clue." |
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madman1 Junior Member
Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 195
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Posted: Nov 12, 2003 7:38 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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Being from Jersey I had to go with Oeming. Sorry guys we have to stay together. _________________ "Now lets all get drunk and play ping pong" |
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r_future New Kid on the Block

Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 82 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Nov 13, 2003 12:39 am Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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this is sooo close right now, someone please toss a vote this way. _________________ -r.future |
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r_future New Kid on the Block

Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 82 Location: Chicago
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Posted: Nov 13, 2003 12:59 am Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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Tied at 12 votes to 12 votes. Who will be the tie breaker?!? _________________ -r.future |
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Mr. Fusion Junior Member

Joined: 20 Oct 2003 Posts: 458 Location: Columbus, OH
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MACK! New Kid on the Block
Joined: 27 Sep 2003 Posts: 51
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Posted: Nov 13, 2003 12:38 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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Ha Ha Ha! You guys are goooooofy! But I really enjoy it.
Mr Fusion, You are absolutely right about my nice guy/agression thing. I'm all about contrast. I love contrast. I like to mix realism with abstract and vice versa. I love to go from 0 to 60 at the drop of a hat in either direction. I'm a distraction of myself. And vice versa. I'm not even real. I am reality. I am a walking paradox and self parody. Horror and laughter are my friends. My name is a killing word. For healing. My arms are built for creation and destruction. I will dismantle you, and rebuild you in my image! I'm not even the same person when I am doing one or the other. That nice guy is Dr David. When you climb into the ring, you have to talk to Mr Mack. They are both genuine (I am my own tag team). I'm made for combat. When you fight me you have already lost. I'm so relaxed with your rage, because I've done it all before and it's just plain excercise to me. When I see an opponent, they are just excercise eqipment. Please, be my nordic track.
(For extra credit, read the above in hoarse Hulkamania tirade voice.)
Ha Ha! I'm glad the votes are so close. 50/50 as I write this.
Which means there is only one way to settle this. I will be happy to:
a) Engage Oeming in a one on one Mid Ohio Con Smack Down. We can charge admission for any viewers and donate it all to charity.
Or (and this would make more sense):
b) Oeming and I will join forces and wrestle all comers, for a 2 on 2 cage match.
Take your pick. Put that one to a vote.
Actually, funny thing is, Oeming and I have a long history of wrestling each other. We wrestled each other the first time we met at a store signing in 1994. We do it almost everytime we meet. We've wrestled in hotel rooms, outside, we've arm wrestled, and did BREAK DANCE FIGHTING, and I even challenged him to a WALK OFF! Which he accepted. And it is all on film!!!
He who votes against me must fight me.
Love, Love.
David (I will be happy to post my stats) Mack |
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frankmac New Kid on the Block

Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Posts: 75
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Posted: Nov 13, 2003 12:44 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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Do you really want to put out an open call to wrestle two fanboy's?
Have you smelled any of these guys at a con? Gaaaarrghhh! _________________ FRANKS AND BEANS!!! |
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BENDIS! Enthusiast
Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Posts: 511
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Posted: Nov 13, 2003 12:55 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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i have seen this fight, its not even close. _________________ BENDIS!
www.jinxworld.com |
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MikeHaseloff Senior Member

Joined: 31 Aug 2003 Posts: 1116 Location: icww.cjb.net
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Oeming Junior Member
Joined: 14 Aug 2003 Posts: 170
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Posted: Nov 13, 2003 1:30 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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I hate to break it to all you true believers, but Mack has several times in the past, handed my ass to me on a platter. We used to wrestle all the time, and while I gave a good fight, Dave is the man. He is even one of the few people to beat me arm wrestling! But only barely!
Dave is the man, dont mess with him after he eats! |
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JRP~! New Kid on the Block

Joined: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 70
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Posted: Nov 13, 2003 1:33 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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MACK! wrote: | Engage Oeming in a one on one Mid Ohio Con Smack Down. We can charge admission for any viewers and donate it all to charity. |
WOO! Screw logic, bring forth the sensless violence!
Oh YEAH! Can you smell what The Mack is cooking!? _________________
IWRwrestling.cjb.net :: Home of Independent Wrestlng Revolution |
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smashtor Junior Member

Joined: 16 Oct 2003 Posts: 269 Location: UMass
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Posted: Nov 13, 2003 5:28 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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i voted mack, but i think that if we got these two in a mud wrestling ring... with comic fanboys all around watching...we could have ourselves a good little gambling session. ill be the house, and the house can take ten percent of everything and go home filthy rich. you know boys are gonan throw down the big bukcs for this! |
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BenitoCereno Junior Member

Joined: 14 Aug 2003 Posts: 495 Location: HMS Puffy Muffin
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Posted: Nov 13, 2003 6:59 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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MACK! wrote: | David (I will be happy to post my stats) Mack |
Post your stats. _________________ Quasimodo/Casanova |
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