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Micah Branstetter Junior Member
Joined: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 233 Location: Lexington KY
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 3:49 am Post subject: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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Other than sometimes being a brief respite from the rigors of life outside it, and being somewhere you can have a sit down, I hate the bathroom. Having to use it always interrupts somethine else I'd rather be doing. You'd think when these bodies were designed, they would have been made to use all things taken into them, and not produce waste. Did you know that the average person living to age 70 will spend 142 days in the bathroom? Thats about a month short of half a year. Give me a break! _________________ Mmm! Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Thank you also for the conversational hiatus. I normally refrain from speech during gustation. There are those who attempt both at the same time. I find it coarse and vulgar. |
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wookiewombat Enthusiast

Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Posts: 940 Location: Rochester, NY
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 3:50 am Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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i love using the bathroom. Its always a good time, sure it may smell at times but it gives me time to either do some reading or i just sit on the toilet and play some GBA. _________________ Peter - Hey Brian, if cops are pigs, does that make you a snausage?
Brian - Clever Peter, did you stay up all night writing that?
Peter - No, i got to bed around 2, 2:30. |
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wyldstallyns89 Junior Member

Joined: 13 Aug 2003 Posts: 212 Location: Minnesota
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 3:52 am Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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Going to the bathroom is great, it gets you away from the rest of the world for a bit and the reading is great. _________________ Kill Bill |
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Flonk Junior Member

Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 442 Location: The Land of Make Belive
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 3:57 am Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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There is nothing more satisying than a nice big dump _________________ -Kevin Lynch
"Where have all the parsnips gone?" |
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Elsaviorlobo Senior Member

Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 1500 Location: High atop Death Mountain.
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 4:02 am Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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I come out of there feeling like I acomplished something. Once I took a single dump that was a foot long. It almost hurt to flush it. I've always been proud of that fact, but I could never figure how to tactfully tell people about it. So thank you, for that. _________________ Ultimate Venom sez: You know, I can lick the back my head? Y'know how many Marvel characters can do that? Me and Dazzler. |
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BRTick Addict

Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 5426 Location: a virtual reality construct that machines have used to enslave mankind.
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 4:29 am Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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i love it. no distractions. so peaceful. I can get reading done. it's a nice little room. _________________ I'm AWESOME! |
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Micah Branstetter Junior Member
Joined: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 233 Location: Lexington KY
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 6:40 am Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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Yeah, but dont you see my point?? It's such a waste of time... _________________ Mmm! Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Thank you also for the conversational hiatus. I normally refrain from speech during gustation. There are those who attempt both at the same time. I find it coarse and vulgar. |
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cheAter Enthusiast

Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 883 Location: Springfield, IL
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 6:43 am Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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I only hate it when a Port-a-Potty is involved. Otherwise, I figure I might as well get something done while I read. _________________ See my most recent reviews at:
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Los123 New Kid on the Block

Joined: 23 Aug 2003 Posts: 92 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 8:27 am Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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the only time i hate it is when i dont have anything good to read, wed. is the best day to take a dump, plenty of reading material. _________________ Yo! |
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MACK! Stranger
Joined: 27 Sep 2003 Posts: 21
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 8:59 am Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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It's such a great excuse to go outside and get some fresh air. If I didn't have to do it, when else would I spend time in the neighbors yard?
Just kidding. I used to think it was a time consideration and perhaps interupted my work schedule. But then I invested in depends and I don't even have to get up now. I can write and draw and paint without ever moving. And now I have the added perk of the extra occasional warming effect on these cool nights. If anyone else is considering using this method to get more work done, just remember to change the depends at least once every three days. Otherwise a whole extra set of problems can occur.
You can add this to Dave's book of comic book tips. |
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gaspar Junior Member

Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 328 Location: Austin, TX
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 11:21 am Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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MACK! wrote: | If anyone else is considering using this method to get more work done, just remember to change the depends at least once every three days. Otherwise a whole extra set of problems can occur.
You can add this to Dave's book of comic book tips. |
Very nice Dave...you are a dirty dirty man I guess you do have to be a little nutty to be that creative  _________________ Later,
Brandon
My original comic art collection! |
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SteveZ Enthusiast

Joined: 02 Sep 2003 Posts: 883 Location: Under a bridge, like a common troll.
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 11:39 am Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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Yeah, sooo dirty. I just want to be clean... _________________
I turn you to stone, I turn you to stone! |
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photons_slip_through Junior Member
Joined: 11 Aug 2003 Posts: 209 Location: Philly
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 11:46 am Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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Taking a nice dump is probably the most satisfying thing I will do all day. So, no, I don't hate having to use the bathroom. |
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Micah Branstetter Junior Member
Joined: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 233 Location: Lexington KY
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 2:44 pm Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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MACK! wrote: | I used to think it was a time consideration and perhaps interupted my work schedule. But then I invested in depends and I don't even have to get up now. |
But I went to your art show, and you had art done on pieces OF A BATHROOM, so you must be spending some time in there.  _________________ Mmm! Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Thank you also for the conversational hiatus. I normally refrain from speech during gustation. There are those who attempt both at the same time. I find it coarse and vulgar. |
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Skellington Junior Member

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Posts: 241 Location: Wherever danger lurks
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Posted: Oct 07, 2003 2:54 pm Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? |
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Micah Branstetter wrote: | Other than sometimes being a brief respite from the rigors of life outside it, and being somewhere you can have a sit down, I hate the bathroom. Having to use it always interrupts somethine else I'd rather be doing. You'd think when these bodies were designed, they would have been made to use all things taken into them, and not produce waste. Did you know that the average person living to age 70 will spend 142 days in the bathroom? Thats about a month short of half a year. Give me a break! |
yes, i'm with you man, I never get around to it or just put it off, unless........i'm at home, and it gives me some quality reading time, away from the rest of the world. _________________ amateur night is over....now you'll find out why the call me the Velour Fog |
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