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Who would win in a fight Oeming or Mack |
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Papercuts Enthusiast

Joined: 13 Aug 2003 Posts: 774 Location: Where the beer flow 24 hours a day and 50 year old women have great breast.
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Posted: Nov 13, 2003 7:15 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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Oeming wrote: | I hate to break it to all you true believers, but Mack has several times in the past, handed my ass to me on a platter. We used to wrestle all the time, and while I gave a good fight, Dave is the man. He is even one of the few people to beat me arm wrestling! But only barely!
Dave is the man, dont mess with him after he eats! |
Don't mess with him after he eats. That sound like my dad. After he would eat I would slap him in the belly and run. My dad is 250 pound fat ass Vietnam vet that drinks too much and has flash backs, you would run too _________________ Mung- When you don't know what to do with that dead hooker in your trunk.
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Nappy Root Junior Member
Joined: 02 Sep 2003 Posts: 196 Location: Ground Control.
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Posted: Nov 13, 2003 8:03 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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Mack: I will break you into seven distinct pieces and form them into a hautingly beautiful piece of art.
There will be irony and pain whence we meet. _________________ "Doesn't it annoy you when people make an ass of themselves on a rap record?"
"No."
"Well it annoys me."
"Dude. You hate rap."
"No I don't! I...I just hate DJ Clue." |
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MACK! New Kid on the Block
Joined: 27 Sep 2003 Posts: 51
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Posted: Nov 13, 2003 11:43 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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I want to say that Oeming is an amazingly strong and skilled fighter and break dancer! And he deserves each and every one of your votes. I never looked at our bouts as a win lose proposition, but just fighting for the pure energy and fun of it, all in good friendly excercise!
And because I am a spaz.
Nappy, I love your band!
I'm sure you are a talented, powerful, and lovely human being.
But I have retard strength.
And I love everyone too much to cause them discomfort.
My stats (this is ridiculous):
36, 24, 36 (just kidding). I am 185 pounds of raw fish.
Last year I bench pressed 300 pounds.
I run the quarter mile in 53 seconds. I have stupid jumping ability.
Have any of you heard of thalidomide? My dad said my mom took morning sickness medication with thalidomide when she was pregnant with me. This was an epidemic that usually causes people to be born without arms or legs or without muscles in thier arms or legs. it affects the prenatal developement process of the appendages.
I was born with extra arm and leg muscles. My dad told me this story when I was younger and he said it in all seriousness and told me that I was a mutant and that the thalidomide also affected my head, and that that was why I was different than the rest of the family. What a fucked up thing to say to a kid. Then he stared off into space.
So anyway, I have stupid jump ability. Did pole vault, high jump, long jump, and hurdles in track. Once I jumped over Alex Ross. Ask him. I used to also jump over pianos for quarters when I low on income.
My general rule is that I can kick something one foot higher than my extended arm can reach up while I am standing.
I won first place college karate tournament medal when I was skinny seventeen year old freshman against big upperclassmen black belts. They all surprised. My English not so good.
I also love getting hit, and hit myself with things. Best defense against getting hit, is to enjoy it.
I paint with my own blood, bleed urine, and eat my own paint.
I also paint with all of my other bodily fluids, but I'll talk about that later.
I am also a vocabulary chef and slice and dice words and sentences into sweet puree and pate.
Then spread over my body like viscous grammar. Roll in my sentence fragments until my dangling participles are fully conjugated. Then I gently roll my direct object into a prepositional phrase and garnish with comma splices, which, I admit, are my main vice.
So are you guys going to buy the new Kabuki or what? |
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MikeHaseloff Senior Member

Joined: 31 Aug 2003 Posts: 1116 Location: icww.cjb.net
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Macmanyosi Enthusiast

Joined: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 671 Location: Windsor, Ontari-ari-ari-o
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Posted: Nov 13, 2003 11:49 pm Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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MACK! wrote: | I also love getting hit, and hit myself with things. Best defense against getting hit, is to enjoy it.
I paint with my own blood, bleed urine, and eat my own paint.
I also paint with all of my other bodily fluids, but I'll talk about that later.
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BenitoCereno Junior Member

Joined: 14 Aug 2003 Posts: 495 Location: HMS Puffy Muffin
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Posted: Nov 14, 2003 12:04 am Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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Did someone hack into Mack's account?
Please say yes.... _________________ Quasimodo/Casanova |
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IVAN Stranger
Joined: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 27 Location: NYC
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Posted: Nov 14, 2003 12:09 am Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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MACK! wrote: |
I'm sure you are a talented, powerful, and lovely human being.
But I have retard strength.
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can we use this as a quote for ruule? _________________ -i.
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MikeHaseloff Senior Member

Joined: 31 Aug 2003 Posts: 1116 Location: icww.cjb.net
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Posted: Nov 14, 2003 12:12 am Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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Oh man! I want to become a successful creator!
Not because I want glory, enjoy telling stories, or think there's money to be made - I want to beat the shit out of some creators!
Draco?!? I'll Draco you! _________________ - The greatest website online.
- Diverging Comics, great site with range.
- GeekPunk, because I'm kissing arse. |
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Nappy Root Junior Member
Joined: 02 Sep 2003 Posts: 196 Location: Ground Control.
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Posted: Nov 14, 2003 12:24 am Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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You want Spaz, David Mack? Huh? Okay cool!
I have the frame and proportional strength of a left tackle. Means I'm not fast, but I'm strong like bull.
And I like hitting people with stuff. I'm good at that.
Like the Godfather of soul once said. "I don't know karate, but I know crazy."
And in terms of vocabulary vermillisitude, you need to check the abilities and talents of your opposition. I abscond with more verbiage by the suns rise than you will by the first of the Ante Meridian.
I just heat what I do in the microwave for 90 seconds, rotate, and heat again.
Comma splices? On a college student's salary?
When we meet Mack, I'll pop you, I'll lock you, and I'll turn left over your broken carcass!
I'm gonna do it to you like Billy whiteshoes!
NAPPY!
(Kabuki? If it beats Bastard Samurai, then you might be able to get me in something besides jumping and art. Nappy can't jump.) _________________ "Doesn't it annoy you when people make an ass of themselves on a rap record?"
"No."
"Well it annoys me."
"Dude. You hate rap."
"No I don't! I...I just hate DJ Clue." |
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Papercuts Enthusiast

Joined: 13 Aug 2003 Posts: 774 Location: Where the beer flow 24 hours a day and 50 year old women have great breast.
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Posted: Nov 14, 2003 2:20 am Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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MACK! wrote: | I want to say that Oeming is an amazingly strong and skilled fighter and break dancer! And he deserves each and every one of your votes. I never looked at our bouts as a win lose proposition, but just fighting for the pure energy and fun of it, all in good friendly excercise!
And because I am a spaz.
Nappy, I love your band!
I'm sure you are a talented, powerful, and lovely human being.
But I have retard strength.
And I love everyone too much to cause them discomfort.
My stats (this is ridiculous):
36, 24, 36 (just kidding). I am 185 pounds of raw fish.
Last year I bench pressed 300 pounds.
I run the quarter mile in 53 seconds. I have stupid jumping ability.
Have any of you heard of thalidomide? My dad said my mom took morning sickness medication with thalidomide when she was pregnant with me. This was an epidemic that usually causes people to be born without arms or legs or without muscles in thier arms or legs. it affects the prenatal developement process of the appendages.
I was born with extra arm and leg muscles. My dad told me this story when I was younger and he said it in all seriousness and told me that I was a mutant and that the thalidomide also affected my head, and that that was why I was different than the rest of the family. What a fucked up thing to say to a kid. Then he stared off into space.
So anyway, I have stupid jump ability. Did pole vault, high jump, long jump, and hurdles in track. Once I jumped over Alex Ross. Ask him. I used to also jump over pianos for quarters when I low on income.
My general rule is that I can kick something one foot higher than my extended arm can reach up while I am standing.
I won first place college karate tournament medal when I was skinny seventeen year old freshman against big upperclassmen black belts. They all surprised. My English not so good.
I also love getting hit, and hit myself with things. Best defense against getting hit, is to enjoy it.
I paint with my own blood, bleed urine, and eat my own paint.
I also paint with all of my other bodily fluids, but I'll talk about that later.
I am also a vocabulary chef and slice and dice words and sentences into sweet puree and pate.
Then spread over my body like viscous grammar. Roll in my sentence fragments until my dangling participles are fully conjugated. Then I gently roll my direct object into a prepositional phrase and garnish with comma splices, which, I admit, are my main vice.
So are you guys going to buy the new Kabuki or what? |
Damn Mack needs to open a window in his studio and quit breathing in those paint flumes. And he really need to stop smelling his fingers after wipes his ass. _________________ Mung- When you don't know what to do with that dead hooker in your trunk.
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Kirbys corpse Junior Member

Joined: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 208 Location: Grand Rapids, MI
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Posted: Nov 14, 2003 2:24 am Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack |
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MACK! wrote: |
So are you guys going to buy the new Kabuki or what? |
Not after that post, you weird fuck. |
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