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Who would win in a fight Oeming or Mack
Oeming
44%
 44%  [ 19 ]
Mack
55%
 55%  [ 24 ]
Total Votes : 43

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PostPosted: Nov 12, 2003 7:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

Mack wins because he stole his godlike forearms from Zeus.


Not the god, I mean. Timothy Lister.
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PostPosted: Nov 12, 2003 7:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

Yeah, it's a pun. You got a problem? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Nov 12, 2003 7:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

Puns are the rightful territory of Weird Al Yankovic.

Every pun you make takes food off his table, and pennies out of his pocket.



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PostPosted: Nov 12, 2003 7:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

Being from Jersey I had to go with Oeming. Sorry guys we have to stay together.
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PostPosted: Nov 13, 2003 12:39 am    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

this is sooo close right now, someone please toss a vote this way.
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PostPosted: Nov 13, 2003 12:59 am    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

Tied at 12 votes to 12 votes. Who will be the tie breaker?!?
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PostPosted: Nov 13, 2003 3:07 am    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

I vote Mack. We all know Oeming's just Bendis' lackey. But Mack.....such a nice guy you just don't see that aggression coming until it's too late
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PostPosted: Nov 13, 2003 12:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

Ha Ha Ha! You guys are goooooofy! But I really enjoy it.

Mr Fusion, You are absolutely right about my nice guy/agression thing. I'm all about contrast. I love contrast. I like to mix realism with abstract and vice versa. I love to go from 0 to 60 at the drop of a hat in either direction. I'm a distraction of myself. And vice versa. I'm not even real. I am reality. I am a walking paradox and self parody. Horror and laughter are my friends. My name is a killing word. For healing. My arms are built for creation and destruction. I will dismantle you, and rebuild you in my image! I'm not even the same person when I am doing one or the other. That nice guy is Dr David. When you climb into the ring, you have to talk to Mr Mack. They are both genuine (I am my own tag team). I'm made for combat. When you fight me you have already lost. I'm so relaxed with your rage, because I've done it all before and it's just plain excercise to me. When I see an opponent, they are just excercise eqipment. Please, be my nordic track.

(For extra credit, read the above in hoarse Hulkamania tirade voice.)

Ha Ha! I'm glad the votes are so close. 50/50 as I write this.

Which means there is only one way to settle this. I will be happy to:

a) Engage Oeming in a one on one Mid Ohio Con Smack Down. We can charge admission for any viewers and donate it all to charity.

Or (and this would make more sense):

b) Oeming and I will join forces and wrestle all comers, for a 2 on 2 cage match.

Take your pick. Put that one to a vote.

Actually, funny thing is, Oeming and I have a long history of wrestling each other. We wrestled each other the first time we met at a store signing in 1994. We do it almost everytime we meet. We've wrestled in hotel rooms, outside, we've arm wrestled, and did BREAK DANCE FIGHTING, and I even challenged him to a WALK OFF! Which he accepted. And it is all on film!!!

He who votes against me must fight me.
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PostPosted: Nov 13, 2003 12:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

Do you really want to put out an open call to wrestle two fanboy's?

Have you smelled any of these guys at a con? Gaaaarrghhh!
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PostPosted: Nov 13, 2003 12:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

i have seen this fight, its not even close.
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PostPosted: Nov 13, 2003 12:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

Watcha gonna do when Mackamania runs wild on you, brother?!?
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PostPosted: Nov 13, 2003 1:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

I hate to break it to all you true believers, but Mack has several times in the past, handed my ass to me on a platter. We used to wrestle all the time, and while I gave a good fight, Dave is the man. He is even one of the few people to beat me arm wrestling! But only barely!

Dave is the man, dont mess with him after he eats!
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PostPosted: Nov 13, 2003 1:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

MACK! wrote:
Engage Oeming in a one on one Mid Ohio Con Smack Down. We can charge admission for any viewers and donate it all to charity.


WOO! Screw logic, bring forth the sensless violence!

Oh YEAH! Can you smell what The Mack is cooking!?
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PostPosted: Nov 13, 2003 5:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

i voted mack, but i think that if we got these two in a mud wrestling ring... with comic fanboys all around watching...we could have ourselves a good little gambling session. ill be the house, and the house can take ten percent of everything and go home filthy rich. you know boys are gonan throw down the big bukcs for this!
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PostPosted: Nov 13, 2003 6:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Oeming V.S. Mack Reply with quote

MACK! wrote:
David (I will be happy to post my stats) Mack


Post your stats.
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