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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 3:49 am    Post subject: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

Other than sometimes being a brief respite from the rigors of life outside it, and being somewhere you can have a sit down, I hate the bathroom. Having to use it always interrupts somethine else I'd rather be doing. You'd think when these bodies were designed, they would have been made to use all things taken into them, and not produce waste. Did you know that the average person living to age 70 will spend 142 days in the bathroom? Thats about a month short of half a year. Give me a break!
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 3:50 am    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

i love using the bathroom. Its always a good time, sure it may smell at times but it gives me time to either do some reading or i just sit on the toilet and play some GBA.
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 3:52 am    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

Going to the bathroom is great, it gets you away from the rest of the world for a bit and the reading is great.
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 3:57 am    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

There is nothing more satisying than a nice big dump
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 4:02 am    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

I come out of there feeling like I acomplished something. Once I took a single dump that was a foot long. It almost hurt to flush it. I've always been proud of that fact, but I could never figure how to tactfully tell people about it. So thank you, for that.
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 4:29 am    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

i love it. no distractions. so peaceful. I can get reading done. it's a nice little room.
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 6:40 am    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

Yeah, but dont you see my point?? It's such a waste of time...
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 6:43 am    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

I only hate it when a Port-a-Potty is involved. Otherwise, I figure I might as well get something done while I read.
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 8:27 am    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

the only time i hate it is when i dont have anything good to read, wed. is the best day to take a dump, plenty of reading material.
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 8:59 am    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

It's such a great excuse to go outside and get some fresh air. If I didn't have to do it, when else would I spend time in the neighbors yard?

Just kidding. I used to think it was a time consideration and perhaps interupted my work schedule. But then I invested in depends and I don't even have to get up now. I can write and draw and paint without ever moving. And now I have the added perk of the extra occasional warming effect on these cool nights. If anyone else is considering using this method to get more work done, just remember to change the depends at least once every three days. Otherwise a whole extra set of problems can occur.
You can add this to Dave's book of comic book tips.
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 11:21 am    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

MACK! wrote:
If anyone else is considering using this method to get more work done, just remember to change the depends at least once every three days. Otherwise a whole extra set of problems can occur.
You can add this to Dave's book of comic book tips.


Very nice Dave...you are a dirty dirty man Shocked I guess you do have to be a little nutty to be that creative Smile
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 11:39 am    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

Yeah, sooo dirty. I just want to be clean...
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 11:46 am    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

Taking a nice dump is probably the most satisfying thing I will do all day. So, no, I don't hate having to use the bathroom.
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 2:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

MACK! wrote:
I used to think it was a time consideration and perhaps interupted my work schedule. But then I invested in depends and I don't even have to get up now.


But I went to your art show, and you had art done on pieces OF A BATHROOM, so you must be spending some time in there. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Oct 07, 2003 2:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Anyone else hate having to use the bathroom? Reply with quote

Micah Branstetter wrote:
Other than sometimes being a brief respite from the rigors of life outside it, and being somewhere you can have a sit down, I hate the bathroom. Having to use it always interrupts somethine else I'd rather be doing. You'd think when these bodies were designed, they would have been made to use all things taken into them, and not produce waste. Did you know that the average person living to age 70 will spend 142 days in the bathroom? Thats about a month short of half a year. Give me a break!


yes, i'm with you man, I never get around to it or just put it off, unless........i'm at home, and it gives me some quality reading time, away from the rest of the world.
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